A Battle-Tested Guide To Office Bathroom Etiquette

You’d think it would be different in some Norman Foster designed office building surrounded by educated, respectable people in suits or Patagonia vests. But, it’s not. Office bathrooms too often look like the Superdome toilets after Monster Jam.

  1. Don’t spend more time building the nest than you spend sitting on it. WASPs get a pass.
  2. Find the safe haven…